Google Stalking TJ Holmes

Warning: If you don’t want TJ Holmes, the winner of the Ed Bradley Award for Journalistic Hotness, to take you away, Fefe Dobson-style, from your daily drudgery to Atlanta to be his “Georgia Peach” 4-eva, you probably should stop reading now. But if you are unhealthily obsessed with all that deliciousness, stop going through his garbage and read this post. You know he already has that restraining order out on you!

I’m Google Stalking TJ Holmes and I don’t care who knows. Oh, and that’s Y&R’s Victoria Rowell in the bottom shot with him. I, personally, like Victoria, but right now my mind is all, “You lucky heifer. How could you resist not tearing that shirt off with your teeth?” (WireImage)

The Snob has a lot of fake boyfriends (Aaron McGruder, Wentworth Miller, Dwayne Wayne, Prince, etc.), but the most wonderful and fairest of them all is Sir TJ Holmes of CNN Weekend.

It’s like someone put two of my favorite things together: hot black men and the news. God, he’s the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of TV Journalism!

I don’t know if it’s because TJ looks like my break dancing high school crush (sigh) melded with that really hot Trekkie for Jesus guy I dated back in Bakersfield (double sigh with the Lord). Now, if I could only find a break dancing lazy Christian who likes Sci-Fi and the news (triple sigh).

That said, among the many, many features at TBS (including Not Helping!, Pot Calling Kettle, Vanity Fair and Incognegro) I’ve come up with an excuse to work in more TJ Holmes references.

I’ve put together a flickr collection of nothing but pictures of TJ Holmes. When I find new pictures I will add to it and will, of course, let you all know. I realized I needed to put them on the flickr because I wasn’t about to post more than 70 pictures to my blog lest I kill all the people who don’t come to TBS to hear me moan about TJ’s too much sexy and peanut butter cups.

This new batch of news porn is technically “old.” They’re from last summer when I didn’t have a Wire Image account. TJ’s at the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans interviewing a bunch of people. Blah, blah. WHO CARES! What’s TJ doing? He’s wearing sunglasses and he’s smiling and he’s so thin yet athletic looking. I wonder if he can do a pop n’ lock routine? Because if he could do a pop n’ lock routine and, dare I say it, beat box, I would catch the vapors and pass the fizzuck out!

Quadruple sigh! … Enjoy!

PS. Feel free to share any video, photos or secret reconnaissance of TJ to add to the arsenal of sexy. Just send it to The Snob at blacksnob@gmail.com or post the link below.